princessvegas: (164. she's a hot hot mess)
Julie Lawry ([personal profile] princessvegas) wrote in [personal profile] a_better_man 2022-07-01 05:38 pm (UTC)

Oh, you think you're gonna catch feelin's? [ She says this wisely. ] Things only get complicated when there's feelin's involved. As long as everyone's honest and keeps it chill, shouldn't be a problem. But you're right, it's a little more touchy when it comes to family. [ She pauses, and then, as almost an afterthought, adds: ] I wonder if it still counts as incest if it's not actually physical. If it's all on a psychic plane, it's not exactly the same. Kinda one of those "if you fuck your clone, is it incest or masturbation" questions, I guess.

[ This does not come out in a particularly serious way, but it is an interesting philosophical quandary. Julie is just Like This, unfortunately. She was great at Cards Against Humanity, so that's the kind of mind she has to work with.

She watches the lake with anticipation, but what comes up is something so unlike anything else she's ever seen that she just doesn't react for a moment. It is a truly baffling sight, and she does not actually understand what she is looking at. ]


That's what you got outta narwhals? [ Julie is honestly not trying to be mean -- she is just confused. She's aware that he had seemingly not had any concept of whales or many of the other animals she had compared it to, but she is also not sure how this came about. ] This is so...

[ Slowly, she begins to laugh, growing until she's laughing hard enough for her knees to buckle somewhat and she has to sit down on the ground. ]

Do you want me to fix it for you? Or do you wanna keep this thing?

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