Brother's not hot enough to fuck too? Not like, at the same time, unless that's your thing. But like, ¿porque no los dos?, y'know? It ain't like we got a bunch of other shit eatin' up our time.
[ Sex is as good a hobby as anything else, particularly for those of the Summoned who have opted to neither study magic nor gain regular employment. Sex that's intricate enough to require an attic's worth of supplies is even better as a hobby. Or, at the very least, passes the day by faster.
At the edge of the lake, Julie pauses for a moment, silent as she actually processes what she's seeing. It takes her a second. Then she doubles over in raucous laughter, arms wrapped around her stomach.
It's not a bad approximation. It's just a bit more... confusing to look at, which says a fair amount, given how confusing platypuses are on their own already. She wipes a tear from one eye, still trying to catch a breath. ]
Close! Platypus are a little less duck-y, the beaks are black. Oh, and they got a little spur on their back feet that's venomous.
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[ Sex is as good a hobby as anything else, particularly for those of the Summoned who have opted to neither study magic nor gain regular employment. Sex that's intricate enough to require an attic's worth of supplies is even better as a hobby. Or, at the very least, passes the day by faster.
At the edge of the lake, Julie pauses for a moment, silent as she actually processes what she's seeing. It takes her a second. Then she doubles over in raucous laughter, arms wrapped around her stomach.
It's not a bad approximation. It's just a bit more... confusing to look at, which says a fair amount, given how confusing platypuses are on their own already. She wipes a tear from one eye, still trying to catch a breath. ]
Close! Platypus are a little less duck-y, the beaks are black. Oh, and they got a little spur on their back feet that's venomous.