I suppose that's based on how much of a prude you are. There ain't all that much I feel inclined to hide in a place like this.

[ Sure, if you live with others, you might need to hide your more unsavory belongings, but in a space that's fully your own? She sees no need to hide sex toys and drugs in secret boxes or under the bed. ]

You ever seen a possum with its babies, just a buncha little beady eyes starin' at you from their mama's fuckin' back? Creepy as shit. But they ain't dangerous. They just hiss and play dead if you get close. Can't even carry rabies.